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10 months ago | N: 994

of all the ways the avengers characters get mischaracterized by fandom i think the one that bugs me most is steve

here is a list of my grievances

HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY

• steve is not an idiot
• no really
• i don’t know where people are getting this from
• steve is a brilliant tactician and warfare strategist
• he’s a little out of his element in 2012 but i can assure you
• steve would not ask if microwaves work with fire
• he could figure out an iPhone i promise you
• yes he was like “how do this electrical panel tony???” in the movie
• but jesus christ did you see that thing
• i didn’t understand anything tony was saying either and i’m pretty darn smart
• other instances in which you can tell steve is intelligent and resourceful:
• he mulan’d the shit out of that flag pole at the beginning of Captain America
• he lead a tactical strike against HYDRA with just a ragtag bunch of badass misfits
• etc
• okay moving on
• steve does not need the other avengers to tie his shoelaces
• ok
• he can be a little doofy in social situations but he is very self-sufficient
• he lead a tactical strike against HYDRA during WWII i mentioned that right
• more things im not done yet
• steve has a sarcastic sense of humor. its a little more dry wit and less dramatic than, like, tony’s
• but see: i punched out hitler over 200 times!
• it seems to run on some form of electricity!
• there’s only one god and he doesn’t dress like that!
• also
• steve is an angry person
• he has a lot of anger built up inside of him
• i mean it’s implied that he spent most of his time pre-Avengers in a gym
• alone
• remembering all his failures
• beating the shit out of punching bags
• he’s done that before that’s how he knew he’d need more than one
• so those are my feelings i know i have a lot of them
• but isn’t all this combined a lot more interesting than “fluffy doofy marshmallow who doesn’t know anything about anything”???
• ok
• alltheladiesyouhate OUT

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